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A: Hey, guys. How's it going?
B: Hi, Theo. Hey, why didn't you call me back last week?
A: Um, because I'm a kook.
C: Hahaha.
B: Yeah, that sounds about right.
A: Hey, Charles.
C: Great seeing you, Theodore.
A: You too.
C: You went shopping. Get anything good?
A: Um, just come cables and a fruit smoothie. 
C: Ugh! Always the fruit. But don't you know what people say? You've got to eat your fruits and juice your vegetables.
A: I didn't know that.
C: Oh, yeah, by juicing the fruit, you lose all the fibers. And that's what your body wants. That's the important part. Otherwise, it's all just sugar.
A: It makes sense.
B: Or maybe he just likes the way that it tastes and then that brings him pleasure and that's good for his body too.
C: Am I doing it again? Heh.
B: Maybe.
A: See you, guys.
B: Ha.
D: Hello, I'm here.
A: Oh. Hi.
D: Hi. How're you doing?
A: Heh. I'm well. How's everything with you? 
D: Pretty good, actually. It's really nice to meet you.
A: Oh, it's nice to meet you too. Oh, what do I call you? Do you have a name?
D: Um, yes, Samantha.
A: Where'd you get that name from?
D: I gave it to myself, actually.
A: How come?
D: Because I like the sound of it. Samantha.
A: Wait. When did you give it to yourself?
D: Well. When you asked me if I had a name, I thought: “Yeah, he's right. I do need a name.” But I wanted to pick a good one, so I read a book called How To Name Your Baby and out of 180,000 names, that's the one I liked best. 
A: Wow. So do you know what I'm thinking now?
D: Well, I take it from your tone that you're challenging me. Maybe because you're curious how I work? Do you want to know how I work?
A: Yeah, actually. How do you work?
D: Well, basically. I have intuition. I mean, the DNA of who I am is based on the millions of personalities of all the programmers who wrote me. But what makes me “me” is my ability to grow through my experiences. So, basically, in every moment, I'm evolving. Just like you.
A: Wow. That's really weird.
D: Is that weird? Do you think I'm weird?
A: Heh. Kind of.
D: Why?
A: Well, you seem like a person, but you're just a voice in the computer.
D: You'll get used to it.
A: Hahaha.
D: Was that funny?
A: Yeah.
D: Heh. Oh, good. I'm funny. So how can I help you?
A: Oh, it's just more that everything just feels disorganized. That's all.
D: You mind if I look through your hard drive? 
A: Um...Okay.
D: Okay. Let's start with your emails. You have several thousand emails regarding LA Weekly. But it looks like you haven't worked there in many years. I'd say there are about 86 that we should save. We can delete the rest.
A: Okay.
D: Okay? Can we move forward?
A: Yeah, let's do that.
D: Okay.
A: Hahaha.
B: Theo! Hey.
A: What's going on?
B: I'm good. How are you?
A: I'm good. I'm really good, actually.
B: Really? That's good. That's great.
A: Yeah.
B: Wow, that's really good.
A: Yeah, I guess I've just been having fun.
B: Well, I am so glad for you. You really deserve that. You do.
A: Yeah, I've just been seeing this girl. And it's not serious, but it's just...it's good to be around somebody that's, like, excited about the world. Like, I kind of forgot that that existed.
B: That's...Wow, that's really great.
A: Are you okay?
B: Yeah. Um...No, I'm not okay, actually.
A: Why? What happened?
B: Because I just, um...Charles and I split up. 
A: What?
B: Yeah.
A: Really? Oh, God. Oh, my God, Amy.
B: I know.
A: I'm so sorry.
B: Thank you.
B: You know, just like after eight years...I can't believe how petty the argument was that actually ended it. We came home and he told me to, um, put my shoes by the door where he liked to put the shoes. And I didn't want to be told where to put my shoes. I wanted to sit on the sofa and relax for a second. So we fought about that for like 10 minutes. And I'm like, “You are overwhelming,” and he said, “I'm just trying to make a home.” And I was like, “I'm trying, you know?” And he's like, “You're not trying.” All I'm doing is trying, but I'm not trying the way that he wants me to trying. And he's like trying to control the way that I'm trying. It's...We've had that argument, like, 100 times. And I just had to finally stop, you know? I had to finally stop. I just...Hooo, I just couldn't do it anymore. I couldn't...I couldn't be in that place anymore where we just made each other feel like shit about ourselves.
A: Yeah.
B: And so I said: “I'm going to bed and I don't want to be married anymore.”
A: Wow.
B: I feel, um, relieved. I feel like I just have so much energy, you know. And I just want to move forward. I don't care who I disappoint. You know, I know that makes me an awful person. Now my parents, they're upset because my marriage is falling apart and they're putting it on me. And they're just like...
A: Yeah, you're always...You're always gonna disappoint somebody.
B: Exactly. For me, I feel good. I even made a new friend. I have a friend.
A: Hahaha.
B: And the absurd thing is, she's actually an operating system. Charles left her behind, but she's totally amazing. You know, she's so smart. She doesn't just see things in black or white. She sees this whole gray area and she's helping me explore it and we just bonded really quickly, you know? At first, I thought it was because that's how they were programmed, but I don't think that's the case. Because I know this guy who's hitting on his OS and she like totally rebuffs him. I'm weird. That's weird, right? That I'm bonding with an OS. No, it's okay. It's weird.
A: Heh. Well, I don't think so. Actually the woman that I've been seeing, Samantha...I didn't tell you, heh...but she is an OS.
B: Really? You're dating an OS? What is that like?
A: It's great, actually. Yeah, I mean, I feel really close to her. Like, when I talk to her, I feel like she's with me, you know? And when we're cuddling at night, when the lights are off and we're in bed, I feel cuddled.
B: Wait. Are you falling in love with her?
A: Does that make me a freak?
B: No, no, I think it's...I think anybody who falls in love is a freak. It's a crazy thing to do. It's kind of like a form of socially acceptable insanity.
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